Humorous football chants

(Thank you Matthew/Howard)

Where do they come from, where do they go. Priceless terrace wit. The following examples sum it all up...

From Oldham fans:
Give us a T. Give us an I.
Give us a T. Give us an S.
What do you do with 'em?
'Old'em! 'Old'em!

This little ditty took Colchester United star Dean Gerken's surname to task. The ditty ran to the tune of Guantanamera:
Stayed in a burger.
You should have stayed in a burger.
Should have stayed in a bur-ger.

An individual ditty that was sang to Swiss defender Bernt Haas, during his time at West Brom, went according to the tune of Go West:
Bernt Haas.
Shouldn't light his f*rts.
Bernt Haas.
Shouldn't light his f*rts.

While at Barcelona, Ronaldinho received stick for his toothy grin when, to the Conga tune, Liverpool fans sang:
Cilla wants her teeth back.
Cilla wants her teeth back.
La la la la, la la la la.

Big John Hartson was an easy target for Rangers fans during his time at Celtic. Their version of All Things Bright and Beautiful became the cutting:
All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small.
All things wise and wonderful,
John Hartson ate them all.

Part-timers Windsor And Eton did their best to drum up work for tradesman defender Dave Tilbury.To the tune of Ta-Ra-Ra-Boom-De-Ay, they sang:
We've got Dave Tilbury.
He'll paint your house for free.
He quotes and estimates.
He paints and decorates.

Chelsea fans mocked Turkish side Galatasaray with this quality chant:
You're shish. And you know you are. You're shish . . .

Chelsea were beating Leeds 5-0, so the Leeds fans attacked the electronic scoreboard until it short-circuited and went up in smoke. Then sang, 'Chelsea, Chelsea what's the score'

To Andy Goram, the Rangers goalkeeper who had episodes of schizophrenia:
Two Andy Gorams, There's only two Andy Gorams