Falling out of love with professional football (1-20)

1. 
   The venal nature of this mid season World Cup
2. The infernal sponsors 
3. Ronaldo
4. The false humility 
5. The hypocrisy of the pundits 
6. The relentless alliteration of the over practiced commentators 
7. The tinkering with the rules for the sake of trying to remain somehow relevant 
8. The mind-numbing interviews
9. Referees with names on their shirts
10. Simon Jordan
11. Oil States buying up the top tier teams
12. Hedge funds buying up 2nd tier teams
13. Film stars buying up smaller teams
14. PR agencies and player agents just f'in things up
15. 24/7 coverage with nothing new to say
16. WAGS
17. The number of footballers currently on rape/sexual abuse charges
18. Ticket prices
19. Racist fans
20. Clubs hi-jacked by the wealthy outfits...