On a brighter note...

Advanced Orders

I am The Deckchair Man

I give up - We are well and truly done for....

Boris Johnson 

Zero Hours

Twilight Gods,
choking
on the sticky bile of anxiety
turn in too late,
get up too early
and there is no way out of the maze
the exit has grown over
if ever an exit existed
the only sound is the
Minotaur
gnawing away
at the souls
of the
underpaid
& underfed
----
the terminal
unoccupied
AI leading
us nowhere
----
Zero hours
Zero days
Zero minutes
Zero breaths.

General Election - The Beginning of the End Game

I've been voting in UK general elections since 1983. My track record (33%) is pretty poor...

1983 - Lost
1987 - Lost
1992 - Lost
1997 - Won
2001 - Won
2005 - Won
2010 - Lost
2015 - Lost
2017 - Lost
2019 - ? 

However, this time feels as though it is the most crucial of them all. Britain has been poised on the brink of chaos for the last 5 years and the last 18 months has seen the situation slide ever quick towards genuine disorder...