I give up - We are well and truly done for....

Boris Johnson 

Poll results - What colour is Sunday?

Results in...

A split decision between Blue & Yellow.

Thank you for voting!

Poll result...

Slaven Bilic....


Doesn't take long does it!

Poll Results - Which leader will be forced out of office first?

1. Slaven Bilic
2. Theresa May
3. Donald Trump
4. Antonio Conte
5. Simon Cowell

When we were in Europe...

Heaven help us all

Poll Results - Who do you trust the least?

1. Dodgy Dave Cameron
2. Boris Johnson
3. Donald Trump
4. Vladimir Putin

Poll Results - Bands you'd like to reform

1. The Smiths
2. The Jam
3. The Clash (?)
4. Haircut 100
5. The Style Council
6. Oasis

Poll Results - What should you do if a friend suggests they might vote UKIP?

1. Shoot the f------

2. Disown them

3. Seek Medical help

A very considered and well mannered response from you all. Thank you.

Poll Results - Billy Childish's Best Band

BILLY CHILDISH'S BEST BAND?

Poll Results - This week we will mostly be listening to….

1. Bossa Nova
2. Samba
3. Jazz
4. The funk

Poll results - What becomes of the broken hearted.

1. They walk the land of broken dreams
2. Move to Australia
3. Get drunk
4. All of the above

Poll Results - What would you rather your team win?

1. Local Derby
2. Nothing else matters...

Poll Results - Which institution do you mistrust the most?

An overwhelming win for the complete bankers!

1. Banking 
2. Press
3. Government
4. Industry
5. Freemasons
6. Unions 
7. Military
8. Workers
9. Poets

Poll Result - Best British Pop Lyricist

BEST BRITISH POP LYRICIST

 What? No Ray Davies? Are you sure?

Poll Results - The Best English batsman of all time

Despite the new evidence and the very poor turnout...

Wally Hammond	(66%)
Jack Hobbs	(33%)
Geoff Boycott	(0%)
Sir Len Hutton	(0%)
Alastair Cook	(0%)
Kevin Pietersen	(0%)

Poll Results - Who would have made the best James Bond?

No contest!

1. Roy Kinnear - 100%
2. Bob Latchford - 0%
2. Steve Peregrine-Took - 0%
2. Ivor Cutler - 0%

Poll Results - Who do you think you are kidding?

1 = Mr Hitler
1=  Rupert Murdoch
1=  George Osborne
1=  David Cameron

Poll Results - Best view in London

1 - Primrose Hill 2- Alexandra Palace 3 - Crystal Palace 4 - London Eye

Poll Results - The worst band/act in the world!

1 - U2 (runaway winners in the end)
2 - Keane
3 - Coldplay

Poll Results - What the world needs now is...

1 - Love sweet love
2 - A damn good tidy up
3 - A good talking to
4 - Time to reflect on what it thinks it is doing with its life.


*Please note that this poll was carried out with UN observers in place and no signs of inappropriate voting were recorded. (Although it should be noted that a man with a very big bag of sweets was whistling Burt Bacharach tunes all day long outside the polling booth).