Wednesday 1 April 2020

Lockdown - Day #14

Many thanks to all those already in the know. And to all of those who were up until now unaware. I can exclusively reveal that today I have been honoured by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II and will henceforth be known as:

The Rt Honourable Lord Langney 
The Royal Beach Poet Laureate in Extremis

I am eligible to to take up this appointment and my place in the House of Lords effective from today.



The broad extent of my dominion.

Pay homage

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