Job Hunter - #3

Having spent the majority of life in media, I'm looking at broadening my horizons. Current roles I'm looking at (in no order of preference).

• Lollipop Man
• Bunnings Gimp
• Dan Murphy's retail assistant
• Private Detective
• Low rent standover guy
• One-off international hitman (1)
• Uber driver (2)
• Cricket coach
• Travelling Poet
• Rock 'n roll star (3)
• Etc...

Legal Note

• (1) The Jackal: "You have to employ a professional. Your organization is so riddled with informers that nothing you decide is a secret for long. No, the job would have to be done by an outsider. The only question would be by whom, and for how much."
• - Quote taken from Frederick Forsyth's The Day of the Jackal, an ironic blog entry and not, I repeat not an offer.
• (2)  Not again, too many wanker customers.
• (3) Track record(s)