Monday, 11 December 2023

Albums no self-respecting gentlemen should own #12 – Red Hot Chilli Peppers – Blood Sugar Sex Magik

Have you ever heard the Gang of Four? If so, stick to them. If not, check them out because all that the RHCP do is rip them off (whilst at the same time adding a slab of Yank Rock blandness to the mix). 

The band consist of: Mr Anthony Kiedis, Chad Normal, Flea-bert and John Fusciardi (3rd nephew of the founder of Eastbourne’s finest Ice cream parlour). It is unclear who exactly plays what but poor little Flea-bert purports to be a funk boss lord. He is not. He is a rather silly little chap with a rather bad attitude.

The band like to wave their wangers at the crowd but still wish they were just like Faux-Rock Gods U2 (who are if anybody needs reminding, really shit). 

 

Sage advice - Listen to Gof4 instead especially Entertainment & Solid Gold.

 

Jack Nash

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